You may know Andrew Sullivan from his pointless cameo in Batman v Superman: Marvel Is Better. But before that, Sullivan had a much more important job: Exposing Sarah Palin’s fake pregnancy. Sullivan led the charge during the 2008 presidential campaign in calling out Palin for her mock-maternity, which was obvious to anyone who was paying attention and was named Andrew Sullivan. To this day, Sullivan maintains that Palin only pretended to be pregnant with her alleged son Trig, for reasons he has never made clear.
Now Sullivan’s keen clinical eye has found a new target. Here he is explaining to CNN’s Brian Stelter why Donald Trump is insane and Andrew Sullivan isn’t:
Andrew Sullivan isn’t crazy. How could he be crazy? That would be crazy.
Now that Sullivan has found a way to get some attention again, I hope he doesn’t back down from his claim that Donald Trump is koo-koo. Sullivan knows what he’s talking about. After all, has anybody ever proven that Trig Palin is actually Sarah’s child? Has she ever submitted to a blood test? The accusation has been made, by none other than noted pediatrics expert Andrew Sullivan, and yet it’s never been settled to Sullivan’s satisfaction. That’s just nuts!
And now that I’m thinking about it… Do we really know who Barron Trump’s real parents are? Can anybody prove that Melania didn’t fake her pregnancy, as women are known to do? Could this child be part of Trump’s nefarious long-term plot to get elected?
If so, why is Andrew Sullivan keeping quiet about it? Is Trump secretly paying him to field this “mentally unstable” stuff in order to distract from Barron’s real parentage? Can Sullivan prove that’s not what’s going on here?
Well, Andrew? Can you?
I’m just asking questions.
(Hat tip: John Sexton)