DC Trawler

POLL: Now That Amy Schumer Has Dropped Out Of The Barbie Movie, Who Should Play Barbie?

It was a dream come true for feminists, SJWs, and other important Americans: Amy Schumer announced she would be portraying Barbie, the doll, in a movie about Barbie, the doll. But now Schumer has dropped out, citing “scheduling conflicts.” Who should replace her?