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South Korean Jewel Thief Is A Real Bum

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I hate big butts and I cannot lie
You other jewelers can’t deny
When a girl walks out with some bracelets in her crack
And you need to get them back
You call cops

Yonhap News Agency (South Korea):

Police have booked a 20-year-old woman for allegedly stealing two gold bracelets and hiding them in her buttocks at a jeweler’s shop in central South Korea earlier this month, they said Wednesday…

According to the police, the shopowner found that two bracelets, worth 980,000 won (about US$856), were gone…

Two female police officers arrived at the shop and conducted a strip search in a bathroom near the shop after getting the suspect’s consent, eventually obtaining her confession that she had hidden them in her buttocks.

I guess you could say this criminal was a bit…

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