DC Trawler

You Won’t Brie-lieve Why PETA Wants You To Stop Eating Cheese

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Sure, cheese is delicious. It’s great in a sandwich, or on some pizza, or just all by itself. Everybody knows cheese is the best thing ever. But could it be even better than you thought?

Take it away, PETA!

Queso closed?

Assuming this is true, even though PETA is saying it… You’re telling me that cheese is actually cheap, plentiful crack cocaine that also tastes delicious?

What’s the problem?

Thank you for reaffirming my love of cheese, PETA. I’ve been taking cheese for granted, but you just reminded me what a wonderful miracle it really is. More cheese, please!

(Hat tip: Ben Shapiro)