You Won’t Brie-lieve Why PETA Wants You To Stop Eating Cheese
Sure, cheese is delicious. It’s great in a sandwich, or on some pizza, or just all by itself. Everybody knows cheese is the best thing ever. But could it be even better than you thought?
Take it away, PETA!
You might want to hold off on the cheese after seeing this pic.twitter.com/IIQjeOqEcM
— PETA (@peta) April 23, 2017
Assuming this is true, even though PETA is saying it… You’re telling me that cheese is actually cheap, plentiful crack cocaine that also tastes delicious?
What’s the problem?
Thank you for reaffirming my love of cheese, PETA. I’ve been taking cheese for granted, but you just reminded me what a wonderful miracle it really is. More cheese, please!
(Hat tip: Ben Shapiro)