People are really not looking forward to Amy Schumer’s new movie “Snatched” with Goldie Hawn, and are sharing on Twitter everything they’d rather do than watch the upcoming flick.
The movie, which was released in theaters today, is about a mother and daughter duo who get kidnapped while on vacation, but people don’t seem to care too much about the plot.
I’d rather smoke John Madden’s belly button lint out of an 8 foot bong. https://t.co/30kCxfIJnO
— ScottlnSC (@ScottlnSC) May 12, 2017
— Robert_Taylor (@robo_taylor) May 12, 2017
— Chris Drew (@cdpivo) May 12, 2017
— Scrappy (@vonscrappy) May 12, 2017
@amyschumer I’d rather have my eyelids ripped off than take my mom to that movie.
— LaMarcus Stainton (@ELwhiteLaMarcus) May 12, 2017
— Chuck Burger (@Burger_Chucker) March 28, 2017
I would rather burn my money than to watch Amy Schumer. Thanks but no thanks pic.twitter.com/sMrH025uXO
— Joseph Hammad (@Hammad_26) May 10, 2017
Rt if you hate Amy Schumer and would rather cheese grate your eyeballs than watch anything she’s starred in
— saetin (@dietaesthetic) May 12, 2017
i would rather poke both of my eyes out w/ a fork than watch the new amy schumer movie
— r kelly (@kellyricee) May 12, 2017
— Jadam Zase#FinsUp (@DolphinsHope) May 12, 2017
I’d rather live in the woods the rest of my life than watch @amyschumer ‘s new movie “Snatched”
— Andrew Strzesynski (@andystrzes) May 11, 2017
Do you think Amy will blame this failure on “alt-right trolls,” too?