You Have To Be A Grade A Moron To Rock A Fake ‘Time’s Up’ Tattoo To The Oscars

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Jena Greene Reporter
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Emma Watson caused a fuss on social media after she debuted a brand new tattoo on her forearm in massive script that read “Times Up.”

It was missing the apostrophe that gives the phrase its meaning so, needless to say, I ripped her for her haphazard feminism. We can’t have our A-list actresses getting sloppy with their agendas. That gives the #MeToo movement even less credibility than it already has.

So imagine my shock when I found out that Emma Watson’s brand new ink was actually a total farce. Turns out, the tattoo was a fakey. Nothing more than the adhesive stuff that kids put on during the Fourth of July and birthday parties. What an absolute travesty.

It’s one thing to get a tattoo of something that originated as a hashtag. You’ve already dropped at least 10 points on the legitimacy scale. But to then hide the fact that it’s fake and let everyone believe that you’re trendy and woke for getting permanent script on your arm is next level stuff. She could have just told one of the zillion reporters asking her about it that it was a stick-on. But nope. She waltzed right past everyone and led us all to believe that she was the brave feminist crusader of our generation. Well, the joke’s on you Emma. You said it yourself. You’ll never be a fully evolved feminist because you’re white. So just get over it and go back to demanding the rights you already have. You peaked at Hermoine anyway.

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