Day One Of March Madness Was A Pretty Solid Success For My Ole’ Brackets

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Day one of March Madness is in the books, day two is about to start and my brackets are looking very solid.

I never claim to be good at very much in this life. My intelligence is probably only slightly above average, I’m not overly athletic anymore, I’m out of shape and I’m less than stellar at shooting my shot at women at the bars.

However, there are a few things that I do like to prop up about myself. I’ve got ocean blue eyes, my sense of humor has been called the Dave Chappelle of our time, and I dominate March Madness. Let me repeat that last part. I dominate March Madness.

I really hate to brag, but my brackets are looking pretty juicy right now. I’ll be honest, I missed out on Buffalo and Loyola. Hand up. I have to own those mistakes. I should be better than that, but I picked both of those games wrong.

The rest of my bracket is rolling after day one. Here’s where I’m currently first and eighth in my two major pools. Not a bad place to be in at all after the first round of games.

Most things in life are about positioning yourself for success, and right now I’m positioned to dominate. Stay tuned because the climb to the top of the March Madness mountain won’t be a quiet one at all.

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