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Shark Rises From The Depths Of Hell, Terrorizes Fishers In A Small Boat

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

A video showing a massive bull shark attacking a small fishing boat has taken the internet by storm.

YouTube user BlacktipH uploaded the video of his experience with the caption:

While I was fishing for blacktip sharks from the beach, I had the drone in the air and I found some cobia on a huge bull shark. I called my buddy Carl from Slob City and told him he needs to come catch the cobia. Carl approached the bull shark and it went completely insane! The bull shark attacked the boat seven times, relentlessly. This was the most aggressive shark behavior I’ve ever seen!

This reminds me of the alligator incident on the golf course not that long ago. We just need to start mowing down the beasts who are foolish enough to come near us. There’s just no risk worth taking.

That boat was rocking solid in the video above, and I’d be terrified if I was on it. They should mount a SAW to the back of that thing, and let it rain down. Animals might be awesome, but I don’t love them more than I love myself. If it comes down to me or them, then I will light them up like a Christmas tree.

Also, and this might be an ignorant to say, but why couldn’t they just sail away? Were they worried the engines were broke? Seems like the easiest option. Just fire up the engine and get the hell out of there.

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