According to the National Enquirer, Oprah’s finally out of the closet.
Yet somehow, the media doesn’t seem to be celebrating her coming out party. Perhaps they’re skeptical of the Enquirer’s reportage (a bizarre position since the John Edwards sex scandal). Perhaps they’re suddenly respectful of the personal lives of celebrities (though they were happy to trumpet Mark Foley’s sexuality to every available reader/viewer). Or perhaps they’re still trying to cover for Oprah herself.