Until now, I thought one of the benefits of getting older was that I didn’t need to pretend to care about crap like Jersey Shore. Here comes John McCain to prove me wrong once again:
“Snooki” and “The Situation” are characters on the popular MTV show, which portrays “reality.” “John McCain” is the star of another show, Desperate Attempts to Appear Relevant. He’s responding to Snooki’s stunning admission that she’s switched to spray-tanning because of the increased tax on tanning beds. I don’t know if she voted for Obama, or if she even knows what voting is.
Of course, McCain doesn’t actually watch Jersey Shore. He didn’t write that himself. All of these big shots have underlings to handle their web stuff. For example, ever since my accident, most of my blogging has been handled by my assistant, Tucker Carlson.