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Let’s help the Democrats come up with a theme song

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Democrats in the past week, it’s that the best way to deal with a problem is to run away from it like a petulant child. But where some see adversity, I see opportunity. Where some see lemons, I see artificially lemon-flavored drink mix. There’s no problem that can’t be solved with better messaging, so let’s turn this public relations debacle into a big big win!

Right now, people need a reason to like the Democrats, and nothing lifts your spirits like a good old tune. Here are a few candidates for a DNC theme song in the weeks and months ahead:

Sure, the songs are old… but not as old as the Democrats’ failed ideas!

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Jim Treacher