By their very nature, ninjas are mysterious and unknowable. Despite decades of study by outsiders, only three proven facts about ninjas have been discovered:
- Ninjas are mammals.
- Ninjas fight ALL the time.
- The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
That is, until today. Now we can add another fact about this ancient order of shadowy death-dealers: Sometimes they’re sultry Iranian ladies.
Not only is ninjitsu a great workout and a perfect way to kill Zionist infiltrators, but these gals don’t even need to change outfits to go back outside.
Got anything to say now, Israel? Huh?
(Hat tip: Hot Air)