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Iran’s secret weapon: ninja chicks

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By their very nature, ninjas are mysterious and unknowable. Despite decades of study by outsiders, only three proven facts about ninjas have been discovered:

  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That is, until today. Now we can add another fact about this ancient order of shadowy death-dealers: Sometimes they’re sultry Iranian ladies.


Not only is ninjitsu a great workout and a perfect way to kill Zionist infiltrators, but these gals don’t even need to change outfits to go back outside.

Got anything to say now, Israel? Huh?

(Hat tip: Hot Air)

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Jim Treacher