He can’t handle everything himself, y’know!
Calling all co-eds — sexting king Anthony Weiner wants you!
The mayoral wild card has put out a call for passionate young campaign interns who can handle both the rigors of his bizarre bid for mayor and the snickers they’re sure to get from their friends and family.
“If you want to join the most exciting campaign of the year . . . we want you to help Anthony Weiner become the next mayor,” reads an online advertisement for the unpaid positions. “His campaign is looking for interns and fellows to join our team, immediately!”
Immediately. He can’t wait. It’s very urgent. He needs this problem taken care of right now. You really have no idea.
But here’s the best part:
The ad says the former Queens congressman wants interns who can use “social media to enhance our message.”
Hey, remember when Anthony Weiner used social media to enhance his message by sending out pictures of his penis to anybody who cared to see it? Remember how he was sexting waitresses in Vegas and whatnot? Those messages were seriously enhanced! And remember how he lied and lied and lied about it, blaming his political opponents for his own wrongdoing?
He’s going to be such an awesome mayor. Ed Koch used to walk the streets of NYC, asking passersby, “How’m I doin’?” But Weiner won’t even need to ask. His constituents can just look down and see for themselves.
Here he is talking about mayor stuff or whatever. As if he even needs to campaign. He’s got this one nailed.
(Hat tip: American Glob)