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“And whose little punishment are you? Can you say ‘Kermit Gosnell’? Yes you can. Yes you can! Hey, does anybody have a tampon she can throw? That’s a thing now, for whatever reason…”
(Hat tip: The official White House Twitter feed, which apparently doesn’t want Kate Middleton to get all the attention today)