Stop the presses! Wait, the presses are gradually stopping on their own. Okay then, stop caring about whatever it is you’ve been told to care about, and check out this very important news about George Zimmerman!
LAKE MARY, Fla. (AP) — George Zimmerman has been pulled over for speeding in central Florida.
Lake Mary police report that Zimmerman was stopped and ticketed Tuesday morning for going 60 mph in a 45 mph zone…
Earlier that month, the former Neighborhood Watch volunteer was acquitted of murder in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.
Hence the national news value. Everybody knows that when our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the media make a snap judgment about a self-defense shooting, demand a show trial, and don’t get the result they want from it, they are duty-bound to hound their hated enemy for the rest of his life.
There’s even video of this vitally important moment in American history, because of course there is.
He’s a one-man crime wave, that George Zimmerman is. Capone finally went down for tax evasion. Same deal here.
Last word goes to @Hale_Razor:
Gosnell murders babies? Local crime story. Zimmerman gets a speeding ticket? zOMG! http://t.co/c6T3hQWmkX
— Razor (@hale_razor) September 4, 2013
(Hat tip: Twitchy)