DC Trawler

I Stand Corrected RE: Obama’s Executive Amnesty

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Boy, is my face red. I was silly enough to think that when the president of the United States stood up in front of everybody and tore the Constitution into little tiny pieces, it was a bad thing. But actually it’s a really good thing, you guys!

Why else would Obama’s OFA-operated Twitter account publish the following?

Oh. Tens of billions of dollars? That’s a lot of money. And it’s such an irrefutable fact — not a prediction, not a promise, but a fact — that it’s in all caps.

Yay!

Another fake scandal debunked, everybody. All those stupid voters who elected all those Republicans just don’t know what’s good for them. And all those dumb teabaggers, with their YouTube clips of Obama publicly claiming he couldn’t do what he ended up doing anyway? Those racists hate you.

Obama has never lied to you, and he never will. Anyone who says otherwise is an enemy of the state.

(Hat tip: Young Conservatives)

P.S. From Article II, Section 3 of the U.S. Constituion:

“The President shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed, unless he does not like the laws, in which case he need not execute them at all. In addition, if he does not favor the ideas of people who disagree with him, he shall make up his own laws as he goes along. Suck on it, wingnuts.”

It’s right there in black and white. Tough luck, rednecks.