Are you engaged yet?
No?
Because this human being is.
Yes, her.
Mmm-hmm.
Yep, the one with the chlorine-tinged hair.
Lady Gaga announced her engagement to her boyfriend of four years, Taylor Kinney, with a big, fat heart-shaped diamond ring on Instagram.
It’s going to be okay. (RELATED: Obama Said Meeting Lady Gaga Was Intimidating)