I don’t know about you guys, but I didn’t want yesterday to end. Best campaign launch ever! The only thing better than watching Hillary Clinton make a complete fool of herself is savoring the resulting tears of bitter frustration from liberals. I’m here to help them shed more and more and more.
Tee-hee! 🙂
It's always the second cellphone that trips you up, @HillaryClinton. Just ask Walter White. http://t.co/u6lTZreWVq
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
Dude, that was like two phones ago. RT @TVietor08 Networks are going live for a press conference about old emails. LOL?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
If @HillaryClinton's second cellphone is too heavy, couldn't the Boy Scout carry it for her as he's helping her cross the street?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
How long until @HillaryClinton and her defenders start blaming her concussion for her performance today? #HillaryPresser
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton says she e-mails @BillClinton. He says he doesn't use e-mail. If there's any way for both to be lies, it's from these two.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
For whom? RT @BuzzFeedBen So how does everyone think that went?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
Hang in there, @HillaryClinton. #TextsFromHillary pic.twitter.com/CO5h4605D2
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@GlennThrush's Love Affair With Hillary’s Email Press Conference http://t.co/K2QQ7XTDFG "Poise! Clarity! …Was that okay, Empress?"
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
In an alternate universe, @HillaryClinton spent 20 minutes today behind a podium, drooling silently into her Star Trek suit. It went BETTER.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
You, sir, have none. MT @jmartNYT C'mon @AmericaRising, lots of folk had Berries
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
This went better than the #HillaryPresser. http://t.co/UzMN67cO2g
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
You know all the people who said @HillaryClinton was only hurting herself by staying silent? She fell for it! https://t.co/4UXOVp9rbO
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
.@HillaryClinton deleted 32,000 ‘private’ emails, refuses to turn over server http://t.co/MMyoIAoFvO YEAH BUT THEY'RE ABOUT YOGA
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
Can even the staunchest, most diehard @HillaryClinton defender look you in the eye and tell you that she does yoga?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
I started the @HillaryClinton Yoga Program last week, and I'm already seeing results! pic.twitter.com/zDY0cfCxVE
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
If I wanted a fat old drunk to lie to me, I'd go to the mall at Christmastime. #HillaryPresser
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
.@HillaryClinton's three favorite yoga poses are Downward Dog, Balancing Table, and Drinking a Bottle of Scotch By Yourself on a Tuesday.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
.@HillaryClinton could literally afford to have her cell phone carried behind her in a sedan chair. But that's not "convenient."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
The more I reflect on it, the #HillaryPresser isn't the worst idea @HillaryClinton has ever had. It's the worst idea ANYBODY has ever had.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
Side Crone #HillaryYogaPoses
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
Downward Daiquiri #HillaryYogaPoses
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
"The space opened by the deleted emails will now be filled by the imaginings of her worst enemies." — @BuzzFeedBen, sobbing into his pillow
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
I think maybe the stress is starting to get to @HillaryClinton. pic.twitter.com/Od6c2vImGF
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
Don't you think she looks tired? pic.twitter.com/9SzlH0IlmU
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 11, 2015
Life is good.
Okay, libs: Ready, set, whine!