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Can You Guess Where The World’s First ‘Adult Preschool’ Is Located?

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If you guessed “a blog on The Daily Caller that I hate-read several times a day, #OMGitstheworst,” you got it wrong. See, every time you click on one of my posts, you’re paying me to behave like a child. These geniuses are paying somebody else for the privilege!

I’ve removed the location from the following item, and I want you to guess where it is. Genevieve Shaw Brown, Good Morning America:

The [CENSORED]-based Preschool Mastermind, as it’s called, is a preschool-type experience for adults. No, really. And according to its founder, there’s show-and-tell, arts-and-crafts such as finger paint, games (think musical chairs) and even naps.

“I realized all the implications of what we learn in preschool,” said founder Michelle Joni, who said she went to school for childhood education and always wanted to be a preschool teacher. “People come here and get in touch with their inner child. It’s magical…”

Adult preschool — not unlike [CENSORED]’s preschool’s for children, doesn’t come cheap. Payment for the class is on a sliding scale ranging from $333 to $999. Joni said that “preschool is all about choice. I want them [the students] to feel good about the choice they’re making.”

And where can you get this magical, feel-good experience for as little as $333? Click the link and see if you guessed correctly. I figure you’ve got a 50/50 chance.


Parents Day is a good idea. They deserve to see where their money is going.

I applaud this woman. She embodies the entrepreneurial spirit of America: figuring out what people want and selling it to them. In a country full of millennials, she’s selling an infantile denial of reality to emotionally stunted baby-people. In other words, she’s sitting on a gold mine. I hope she sells Preschool Mastermind franchises all over the country and makes a fortune. It could be the Starbucks of narcissism. If that’s not redundant…

If P.T. Barnum were alive today, he’d be stocking up on Play-Doh and finger paints. Step right up!