DC Trawler

Black Lives Matter, But Not As Much As Hillary’s

Hillary Clinton is a bad person and, in the increasingly unlikely event that Donald Trump is the GOP nominee, she’ll be an even worse president. But at least she doesn’t discriminate on the basis of race. No matter who you are or what you look like, Hillary Clinton thinks she’s better than you.

You may have seen her failed attempt to blend in with the commoners by successfully navigating a subway turnstile. But did you see what happened right after that?

Too bad for you, young lady. The rich old white woman gets to go first. Your life doesn’t matter as much as hers.

But wait, there’s more racism! You may have heard that last week Hillary used a white noise generator so reporters couldn’t hear one of her fundraising speeches. She also made another type of white noise, as Chuck Ross reports:

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio and Hillary Clinton took part in a skit Saturday night that appeared to poke fun at “colored people’s time,” the stereotype that black people are chronically late.

De Blasio introduced his “home girl Hillary” during a skit for the Inner Circle Show, an annual event held at the New York Hilton…

“I just have to say thanks for the endorsement, Bill,” Clinton said when she took the stage, adding, “took you long enough…”

“I was running on CP time,” de Blasio responded to Clinton.

Of course, de Blasio has a “hood pass” because he’s a Democrat who’s married to a black woman. Hillary does too, because she’s a Democrat who’s running for president and this time Obama isn’t in the race.

It’s a good thing Bill apologized for accidentally telling the truth while arguing with a #BlackLivesMatter protester. Otherwise, people might start to think Hillary has a problem with black people.

(Hat tip: Twitchy)