Did you know that there’s a new phone game called Pokémon Go? Of course you do. It’s all anyone can f***ing talk about, suddenly. It’s a game, and you can get it on your phone, and it’s Pokémon, and you’re obligated to know what in the world that means or else you’re a loser. (Hooray for 2016.) But don’t worry, it will only take a few minutes to get you up to speed. After this, you’ll know absolutely everything you need to know about Pokémon Go. Let’s do this!
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