I have mixed feelings about the following item. As longtime readers know, I consider animals to be not only dumb, but a murderous threat to all humanity. On the other hand… can snowboarders really be considered human?
Snowboarder Cheri Luther and her friend Amy Loofa were making a run at Breckenridge on Friday morning when a galloping moose joined them…
“Afraid to stop in the middle of an open run while strapped to my snowboard, I thought it best to keep moving and get out of the animal’s way. It was a crazy sight to see and definitely one we won’t forget!”
Moose chases group of snowboarders speeding down mountain in Breckenridge, CO. "I was more concerned with not falling and being trampled!" pic.twitter.com/8nNKuqUz0v
— ABC News (@ABC) March 13, 2017
Bad Bullwinkle. Bad!
That moose has now been tranquilized and relocated, which is a better fate than the one I’d like to see. I’ve always wanted to try some of Sarah Palin’s famous moose chili.