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Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Want You To Jump Off The Golden Gate Bridge

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If you haven’t jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge yet — and I’m assuming you haven’t — then it’s too late. They’re tired of fishing you sad sacks outta the drink already.

CBS SF Bay Area:

Work officially began Thursday on a net under the Golden Gate Bridge intended to prevent and deter the dozens of suicides that take place at the iconic landmark each year…

At a ceremony today to mark the start of the project, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said that during the long process of obtaining the funding for the project, people would ask her, “isn’t that a lot of money for a net?”

“And we would say no, it’s not a lot of money for a life, for all of these lives,” Pelosi said.

Which is weird, considering Nancy’s staunch support for Planned Parenthood. If you decide to end your own life, she wants to stop you. But if you decide to end your baby’s life, she wants everybody to pay for it. You don’t have a say in whether or not you’re born or when you’re buried.

When it comes to suicide, she’s anti-choice.

Good lookin’ out, Nancy!