Is It Time To Rethink My Stance Against One-Piece Swimsuits?

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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It might officially be time to reevaluate my stance against one-piece swimsuits.

I declared in the summer that one-piece swimsuits were essentially destroying America, and should be done away with. However, my coworkers have me taking a second look. I’ve also realized that I may have spoken too soon with my attempt at a massive crackdown on the disease of one-piece swimsuits. (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)

My eyes have been opened, and I’m now willing to admit that I may have been wrong. Most men would never admit the error of their ways on such a serious matter. Props to me for admitting that I was partially wrong. (This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

First, allow me to say that my premise is still as strong as ever. Bikinis will always be better than one-piece swimsuits. However, I’m officially carving out an exception for one-piece swimsuits that are virtually bikinis. Yes, they’re technically one-pieces, but they still accomplish the same goal. Below are a few examples. (SLIDESHOW: This UFC Octagon Girl Hates Wearing Clothes On Instagram)

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Do we all understand the difference between those swimsuits and regular one-pieces? I think it’s pretty obvious. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Hates Covering Up On Instagram)

So, for the record, I am still very much against regular one-piece swimsuits. However, I’m willing to make a little bit of a compromise here. Shoutout to all the people who agreed with me, and props to those who helped me come around a little bit. (SLIDESHOW: See The Sexiest Abigail Ratchford Photos On The Internet)

I’m just here to please the fans, and I’m hoping this deal helps us get that done.

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