It’s Friday, January 26, 2018. Welcome to Disneyland!
JK, you’re not in the wrong place. This is The Daily Caller Newsroom.
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, this is how the weekly news cycle has played out.
- The New York Times publishes report critical of the administration
- Trump hits back
Anyway, let’s move on to the real story.
Thursday evening, our chief video producer Richie McGinniss managed to hit himself in the back of the head with a 2×4.
Naturally, our head of security/Smoke Room EIC David Hookstead leapt into action. Did Hookstead’s quick thinking save Richie’s life? Probably not, but there’s no way to know for sure.