Lindsay Lohan may have done a pretty good job of keeping herself out of the public eye for the last several years but it looks like she’s back.
And it’s not for a ruthless mugshot or that weird British accent she faked for a few weeks. Those things would be too predictable.
Lindsay is actually the latest spokesperson for Lawyer.com. Even though she’s been to jail five times, has been arrested for shoplifting, reckless driving, drug possession and DUI, and only recently concluded her eight year probation period, Lawyer.com thought Lindsay would be the best face to promote justice.
On second thought, she might be.
“When Lawyer.com first reached out to me, I was confused, a little scared, because I thought I was in trouble,” Lohan says in her promotional video. Which is understandable. “But when they asked me to be their spokesperson, I was intrigued.”
It’s probably worth noting that Lindsay’s British accent is nowhere to be found in this video. They probably didn’t want to deal with that potential headache.
There’s no doubt that Lindsay has had her fair share of legal troubles. So in a way, it’s kind of perfect. If there’s a company that can get one of the biggest messes of our time out of trouble, it’ll probably be able to bail out your average Joe with a traffic ticket or a messy divorce. Now all they need is to get OJ Simpson as their second celebrity spokesman. That would be a blockbuster.
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