Soccer star Mauro Icardi allegedly has an absurd sex drive.
According to The Sun, retired football player Daniele Adani was on Twitch with Christian Vieri, and the topic turned to Icardi’s sex life at some point. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
The two of them talked about how the Paris Saint-Germain player and his wife Wanda allegedly have sex a dozen times a day, according to the same report.. Yes, you read that correctly. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
A dozen times! (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
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I don’t want to call anyone misinformed or a liar, but I believe exactly zero percent of these allegations. Not any part of it. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
There’s no chance in hell anyone who has a full time job, especially one with the travel and time commitments of an athlete, is having sex a dozen times a day. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
There’s a better chance I’m a billionaire by the end of the week than this story being true.
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For the sake of argument, let’s just do a little math here. On average, a sexual encounter lasts 28 minutes. If we believe the average applies here, that would mean Icardi is committing more than five and a half hours a day to just having sex.
Let’s assume he sleeps eight hours a day and spends ten hours a day with his team. That would pretty much mean every moment of the day he’s not sleeping or training he’s having sex repeatedly and nonstop.
Does anyone believe the math adds up here?
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I’ve heard some tall tales in my day, but this one might take the cake.