Attractive women are more likely to be right-wing, according to a study published in Scientific Reports in late May.
The study conducted using deep learning techniques applied to public data found that left-leaning women are more likely to hold contempt and be unattractive when compared to their right-wing counterparts. What’s even crazier is that the study proved with a terrifying degree of accuracy that you can essentially predict a woman’s political leanings based on a single photograph of their face. The researchers’ predictions were accurate 61% of the time, suggesting we have officially reached a new level of dystopian nightmares.
Do you know what’s not a nightmare though? The faces of conservative women, who are super hot (as if we didn’t know that already).
Dear Kay: I am a viciously liberal woman however, I find myself deeply sexually attracted to conservative men. Why is this and what am I supposed to do? — signed, Communist Barbie.
Dear Communist Barbie, [Testosterone]
— DottieSilentNoMore (@DottieFincham) August 10, 2022
Another key finding was the notion that left-leaning women hold more contempt. Not only does this make them uglier than us on the outside, but on the inside too. I can’t tell you how validating this study feels, and how much it explains the general rage and misery pushed through the vomit holes of leftist women. (RELATED: Dear Kay: What Happened To Real Men? Are There Any Left?)
Other studies have found that liberal women under the age of 30 are also more likely to suffer from mental health disorders, and are the most statistically unhappy demographic of all Americans, according to Evie Magazine. It’s probably because they have nothing to complain about except for the fact that men hate them and their careers suck.
So, if you have an ugly coworker who hates you, she is probably just a mentally ill liberal who can’t hide her contempt. Pray for her, she needs some Jesus.