Elon Musk said Sunday that he’d give Wikipedia $1 billion if the organization changed its name to Dickipedia.
It feels like it’s been a hot minute since Musk stepped out from behind … I have literally no idea where he lives or what he does in his work time … anyway, Musk is finally back in action with an amazing troll of Wikipedia. It seemed to all start with Musk asking why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money. “It certainly isn’t needed to operate Wikipedia. You can literally fit a copy the entire text on your phone!” Musk wrote on Twitter.
He then shared a screenshot of Wikipedia’s endless cringe claw for cash, which presents itself as a desperate message from the site’s founder, Jimmy Wales. Musk accompanied the post with a sleepy-face emoji, which seemed to be about how boring this plea is (even though some really, really intelligent people fall for Wales’ bullshit and donate to this uselessly biased website).
I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia https://t.co/wxoHQdRICy
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 22, 2023
About 30 minutes after this tweet, Musk offered to give the organization $1 billion dollars. That amount of money should theoretically be enough to fund the site until the artificially intelligent robots and lizard people finally decide to kill us all and live in the wealth we created for them. (RELATED: Elon Musk Vibing To Rufus Du Sol Is Required Viewing)
There’s just one catch: Wales would have to change the name of his site to “Dickipedia” in order to get the cash. “(Please add that to the [bullshit] on my wiki page),” Musk stated, seemingly pissed off at whatever Wales has allowed to spew all over his site.
Unhinged Musk is basically the only thing I like to see on the internet other than videos of kittens, puppies, other animals, and those military reunion videos. It would be great if he kept coming out with this stuff because then I’d have more fun… so… yeah.