Gary Greenspan, a Hollywood, Florida, resident, got the absolute shock of his life after finding an iguana hanging out in his toilet bowl Saturday, USA Today reported.
“There’s nothing like getting up in the morning and finding an iguana in your toilet,” he told viewers in a video shared online. “It is alive.”
The lil lizard thing isn’t necessarily the biggest iguana I’ve ever seen. But she’s still taking up most of the bowl and looks pretty intimidating in the clip. Greenspan called animal control to come and get it out. However, whether animal control showed up or not, the iguana came back later in the day anyway.
Occupied! 🛑
“There’s nothing like getting up in the morning and finding an iguana in your toilet.” A man in Hollywood, Florida woke up Saturday to find an unusual guest in his bathroom…
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“I don’t know if it was looking for a spa day or what,” Greenspan noted in the video. My guess is the iguana was female and just looking for friends. As all party girls know, you can make the greatest friends of your life in a nightclub bathroom. (RELATED: Dolphin Attacks Trainer In Miami)
I’m going to assume this is what Gary’s iguana had in mind when showing up in the toilet … and no one can tell me otherwise, because you don’t know what this iguana was thinking, so you can’t prove me wrong.