Hey, have you heard the news? Coffee Parties are the next big thing. It’s totally true! They’re just like Tea Parties, except they’re for people who want the government to control every single aspect of their lives.
But that doesn’t mean they don’t like you if you don’t want that to happen. Honest! The DC’s Alex Pappas reports:
Coffee may be their poison of choice, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get tea at their party too.
Organizers of the Coffee Party — which grew out of messages and videos on Facebook and has received a boost in recent days from media coverage — originally billed themselves as a response to the conservative, grassroots Tea Party movement. But Coffee Party spokesman Camron Moore said the movement is neither liberal nor conservative, and even Tea Partiers are welcomed to crash their party. The latter aren’t entirely sure they’re interested in the invitation.
“It’s less about policy and more about fostering agreement,” Moore, 29, and a consultant in Denver, Colo., said.
That sounds great! Fostering agreement is super-reasonable. Who doesn’t want to foster agreement? That sounds all noble and stuff.
Of course, this is in stark contrast to the words of Annabel Park — ex-NYT employee, Obama volunteer, and Coffee Party founder — just a few weeks ago (courtesy of Legal Insurrection):
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Hey, just because you’re a paranoid teabagger who’s full of crap, that doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. Let’s foster some agreement, huh? All you have to do is agree with whatever Obama says. You can do that, can’t you? Come on, don’t be such an astroturfer.