Okay. Just. I’m not even. There’s no. Okay, fine, here:
Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He’s gay.
In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
Um, it’s a little early for April Fool’s, Ricky! This is not true and it cannot be true and there’s no way it’s true. I mean, check it out:
Are you seeing a single second of gay there? Me neither. Pull the other one, Ricky!
Whoa, whoa. The other leg, Ricky, pull the other leg. No, no, it’s cool, I know you’re just playing around.