Did you know Wonder Woman has a new costume? Because Wonder Woman has a new costume. You can tell that Wonder Woman getting a new costume is an important issue because it’s in the New York Times.
Here’s Wonder Woman’s old costume:
And here’s her new costume:
I like her old costume better. The new one looks stupid and dumb.
Okay? Can I go now?
P.S. No, not yet. I’m reminded by this nerd I know (me) that this isn’t the first time they’ve changed her costume. Back in the ’60s they did this to her:
So it could be worse.