DC Trawler

Has CNN finally found its 8 PM O’Reilly-buster?

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Well, if anybody knows about glazed expressions, it’s Eliot Spitzer. I forget who suggested it, but a better title would be John & Kate at 8.

Courtesy of Ace of Spades, who is mean: “If you can stomach it, here are long-time john Spitzer and confirmed idiot Parker exchanging cutesy by-play with just a hint of Sam-and-Dianne sexual tension, which is oh so titillating, because you really want to think about a whoremonger getting all up on a deteriorating sorority house-mother.”

P.S. If Kathleen drops out for some reason, they can keep the same title by hiring Peter Parker. He and Eliot both have a lot of experience shooting webs with their socks on.

P.P.S. I’m probably just spiteful because they didn’t use any of my ideas.

P.P.P.S. Since their lead-in is John King, USA, how about Eliot Spitzer, STD?

Jim Treacher