Next week he’s going to plug his dumb movie, I’m Still Here, which was the reason he stumbled and mumbled around last year pretending to be crazy and/or high instead of just boring. Remember that? That was great. So it’s as good a reason as any to repost this funny thing from the Red State Update guys:
WARNING: SLANG TERM FOR EXCRETORY FUNCTIONS THAT ISN’T “CRAP”