Scene 1
Jax: Where’s my son?
Whichever dude they’re threatening this week: I don’t know where your son is.
Jax: WHERE’S MY SON???
Scene 2
Jax: If we do this job for this guy, it will in some way get us closer to finding my son.
[UNSAVORY AND VIOLENT TASK PERFORMED]
Clay: Anybody seen my Aspercreme?
Scene 3
Tara: I’m crying! Boo hoo hoo!
Gemma: Shut up, stupid.
Stahl: Wait’ll they get a load of me! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!
Scene 4
Jax: I still can’t find my son. Where’s my son?
Mohawk computer dude: Check out this clue I found. It’s on the Internet. Apparently I’m the only one here who knows how to use it.
Jax: [scowls]
Repeat every freaking week.