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I don’t claim to know much about Egypt, but I know it’s not where they built the Panama Canal

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Chris Matthews is a dope:

“We’re looking at the map of the world right now and where Egypt sits in the world. It’s so strategically located. It has, of course, the Nile River. It has, of course, the Panama Canal.”

Quick, Chris, who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?

So what, he misspoke, big deal. Well, he thinks it’s a big deal when other people misspeak, if those other people are conservative. And if the misspeaking conservative is a woman who’s way out of his league? Look out!

Would it be uncouth to suggest that MSNBC should fit Chris Matthews’ microphone with a breathalyzer? You know, like the kind that won’t let you start the car if your BAC is above the legal limit? It would be? Okay then, I won’t.

P.S. In other nincompoop news: Your civics lesson from Chuck Schumer.

P.P.S. Elsewhere at MSNBC: “A network spy said Ed Schultz welled up with happy tears when he learned Olbermann was booted and that he’d be moved to the better 10 p.m. time slot as part of a resulting program shuffle.”