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See Levi Johnston’s book before it gets pulped

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Touchstone Publishing has just released the cover to the least eagerly awaited work of literature since Meghan McCain’s tell-all, Whatever Meghan McCain’s Book Was Called. I dare you to stare at this image for one full minute without running a warm bath and reaching for a sharp object:

Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. Ha ha, get it? Apparently, Stuck to Sarah Palin’s Heel Like a Scrap of Toilet Paper was one too many words to spell. It’s nice that he sees himself as some sort of victim. Why is she so obsessed with him?

Now people are making fun of him. Again. Yeah, well, if they’re so smart, where are their book deals? How come nobody knows who they are? How come they’re not on The Early Show every other week? Seriously, I don’t know the answers to these questions.

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Jim Treacher