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New Limbaugh ad features Barney Frank ‘leadership’ booty call to Anthony Weiner’s voice mail

Jeff Poor Media Reporter
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If you have ever listened to the paid subscription feed of Rush Limbaugh’s radio program, during the commercial breaks while terrestrial radio listeners hear the usual commercials, a series of parodies are played mocking various political figures.

And such an honor has been bestowed upon embattled New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner in the wake of the so-called “Weinergate” scandal. This latest parody features Weiner’s voice mail, which receives messages from Massachusetts Democratic Rep. Barney Frank, Rainbow PUSH Coalition founder and president Jesse Jackson and former President Bill Clinton.

(Republicans eying Weiner’s seat in wake of scandal)

Audio courtesy of “The Rush Limbaugh Show.” All rights reserved. Script as follows:

Weiner recording: You’ve reached Congressman Anthony Weiner.  I’m not in right now.  I’m deeply ashamed and I’m publicly apologizing to everyone I’ve intentionally sexted in the last three years, and I sincerely hope they are still hot.  Leave a message.

sfx:  beep

Barney Frank:  Anthony, this is Barney Frank.  I didn’t realize you had such leadership potential in you.  This will certainly move you to the top of the list for a committee chairmanship.  You have the insight of John Conyers and the silky smooth chest of Gerry Studs: a lethal combination!

sfx:  beep

Jesse Jackson:  Anthony, this is Jesse Jackson with a message of forgiveness.  There is salvation in the party.  Democrats don’t care if you are texting, sexting, or if she’s 16.  There is no illegitimacy too tall, no pregnancy to great, to stop you from entering our pearly gate!

Just make sure you don’t sext my baby girl!  Or my babymoma, OK?

sfx:  beep

Bill Clinton:  Anthony…or should I say Tony the Weiner?  This is Bill.  All I can say is “Wow!  WHAT…A…STUD!” The only thing bad about this is you can’t go on Oprah and talk about it.  Just keep sticking to your guns and stay in office, and you’ll be back in no time!

Call me.  Let’s hang out together.