Some people like to call John Kerry “Lurch,” because they think he looks like that guy from The Addams Family. And because they are mean.
![Lurch](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Lurch.jpg)
Now Kerry looks even more Lurchlike or Lurchish or Lurchian or whatever the word would be. WBZ-TV in Boston:
Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.
The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.
His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently.
Of course, some wingnuts will claim he got more plastic surgery, and “I totally broke it playing hockey, you guys” is just a cover. Why don’t you leave him alone, you Swiftnosers?