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Meghan McCain’s latest attempt to make her father proud

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Taylor Bigler reports:

MSNBC contributor Meghan McCain played 20 questions with Playboy and answered questions about politics, her body and her love of sex…

The interviewer asked McCain to imagine herself as first daughter if her father, Sen. John McCain, had won the presidential election in 2008. She obliged: “You would have the craziest first daughter ever, who’d be making ridiculous headlines and hurting the administration every step of the way.”

McCain also self-generated a rumor that she is a lesbian — when nobody suggested that she is — by saying:

“I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.”

You might think “strictly dickly” is a stupid, graceless thing to say, considering how desperate she is to be taken seriously. But by Meghan McCain standards, it’s practically “I wandered lonely as a cloud.”

I’m too tired to further contemplate Meghan’s existence right now, so here’s an oldie from Oct. ’09:

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Jim Treacher