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The real culprit behind the IRS “scandal”: Rove!

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Bad news, teabaggers. You thought you were going to get away with your phony little “scandalanche,” because you hate Obama, because he’s black. But you overreached, and now it’s all falling apart, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Ha ha ha!

Mark Segal at Philly.com tears the roof off your house of lies, you wingnuts:

Are Karl Rove & GOP behind IRS scandal?

We know the Republican Congress is in a tizzy about the IRS looking into requests for IRS Tax exemptions for organizations named “Tea Party” and other conservative labels. They even had some hearings on them, attempting to tie the White House and President Obama to the scene. But as hard as they try, they simply cannot, since the White House had no knowledge of the incidents until told by the Inspector General. But wait. If President Obama, the White House and Democrats had nothing to do with something that seems so political, what about the Republicans?

Are you following the logic, you stupid birthers? Read it again if you need to. It’s okay to move your lips.

Rather than the guessing game that the Republican Congress wants to play, let’s take a look at the facts, firstly from the hearings themselves. Democrats were not allowed to have any information gathered by the committee’s staff or the list of witnesses in advance. That is highly unusual in a Congressional hearing. Why all the Republican control? To further the point, last week an eye opening report revealed that Congressman Darrell Issa, the House Oversight Committee chairman who made all the charges against the White House, actually knew about the Inspector General’s report before them, the people he was accusing. Remember that this is the same committee that falsified White House emails during the hearings on Benghazi.

Yes, remember that! Don’t ask whether it actually happened, because it didn’t. Just remember it. Remember it as if it were true. That’s the whole key to understanding this.

Second, let’s take a look at the questions asked during those hearings, specifically the questions that were not asked. While they searched for a White House link, the committee never asked about any connections to Republican operatives. Not one question. Why?

Simple: Republicans are evil. Duh!

And now, the most damning possible piece of evidence:

The man in charge of the IRS when this took place was a Bush appointee, Douglas Shulman, at the same time that Karl Rove worked in the White House and Dick Cheney was Vice President.

BAM! BOOM! Awww, $#!+. It’s all over, racists. You might recognize what just got handed to you, because it’s your own ass. (You might want to watch the carbs. Just sayin’.)

Too bad, so sad. It’s not a scandal, and besides, the scandal is all your fault.

Another fake GOP “outrage” collapses. Better luck next time, bigots.

P.S. Alabama redneck whines: “I’m not begging my lords for mercy. I’m a born free American woman.” That’s what you think, fascist!

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Jim Treacher