DC Trawler

Eliot Spitzer secretes bodily fluids on live television

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A lot of pain. Entirely self-inflicted.

Well, he’s got my vote! Can you imagine Weiner and Spitzer back in elected office? What’s bad for NYC is good for people who write headlines for a living.

(Hat tip: Charlie Spiering)

Update: Apparently, some people are questioning whether Spitzer’s tears were real. I believe him. But then, I believed this guy too…

Tears of self-pity still count, right?