Prepare yourself, America. What you’re about to see isn’t pretty.
And? RT @FLOTUS Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 1, 2013
Are you stupid, America-hating teabaggers starting to see what’s at stake here? Are you starting to see the dire consequences of your hateful actions?
If we can’t break the evil Republicans’ stranglehold on our very way of life, nobody will be able to run the First Lady’s Twitter account.
What’s next? Instagram? Pinterest? Who’s going to sort through all the First Lady’s Farmville invites? She doesn’t have time to do all that crap herself. She’s busy drinking water and flexing her biceps and taking vacations and stuff. This is a complete disaster.
We are through the looking glass, people!
Update:
You do realize you sound like Dr. Evil, right? MT @BarackObama "The Affordable Care Act is moving forward. You can't shut it down."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 1, 2013
You have to give America credit. Any other organism with 800,000 leeches on it would've died long ago.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 1, 2013