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More fallout from the government shutdown by the terrifying GOP hostage-takers

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Prepare yourself, America. What you’re about to see isn’t pretty.

 

Are you stupid, America-hating teabaggers starting to see what’s at stake here? Are you starting to see the dire consequences of your hateful actions?

If we can’t break the evil Republicans’ stranglehold on our very way of life, nobody will be able to run the First Lady’s Twitter account.

What’s next? Instagram? Pinterest? Who’s going to sort through all the First Lady’s Farmville invites? She doesn’t have time to do all that crap herself. She’s busy drinking water and flexing her biceps and taking vacations and stuff. This is a complete disaster.

We are through the looking glass, people!

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