And this week’s honors go to…
1. “My coffee maker just died. And so did I.” — National Journal correspondent Ron Fournier.
2. “Eating leftovers Washington Castle rerun and tweeting. #livinthedream.” — ABC talk show host Katie Couric.
3. “#a#pp @kp@@u vip#c@#bgulbb bltkllap” — President of Quinn Gillespie & Associates and blogger John Feehery. And later, to himself, “@JohnFeehery oh never mind.”
4. “@JoeTrippi what bridge was that?” — Democratic campaign consultant Joe Trippi to himself.
5. “It’s super offensive the way people use Kool-Aid, a delicious drink that comes from my part of the country, to describe crazy behavior. Stop.” — Washington Examiner‘s Justin Green.