It’s like this law or something? It must be pretty awesome, or they wouldn’t have named it after Obama!
Check it out:
Calls for a: http://t.co/GtaJOpsWTT MT @KatyGoodwin26: Successfully got health insurance coverage today. It was affordable for me. Happy!
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 18, 2013
Hey, it’s those guys who used to be on that one show. Sweet! Speaking of TV shows that people watch:
Remember that time @HIMYM_CBS‘s Marshall developed an irrational fear of bear attacks? He could have used this… http://t.co/u93O79Xh45
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 15, 2013
I don’t remember that, actually! But I’m glad the official Obamacare Twitter account is being run by somebody’s 14-year-old sister.
Tell your kids about all their health insurance options this holiday season: http://t.co/ml8E4MR69y #GetTalking pic.twitter.com/ht3i4Xs5bZ
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 15, 2013
Wouldn’t it be easier just to smother them in their sleep?
#win RT @JustinMoses2: Successfully enrolled in Obamacare. It was relatively easy and reasonably priced…right in line with my old plan.
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 12, 2013
Also #win: Millions of people losing their health insurance and being bound by law to buy crappier, more expensive insurance from a website that doesn’t work, or else pay a fine. Yay!
Hey, remember when Joe Biden said that one thing he said?
This great deal is a really big deal: Pre-existing conditions no longer prevent Phil from getting his family covered. http://t.co/AYfytq3dsF
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 12, 2013
Which means, technically, it’s not really insurance per se. But whatevs, LOL!
“I think it’s wonderful.” That’s what this cancer survivor has to say about Obamacare. Thanks! http://t.co/moVDutd554
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 9, 2013
You’re welcome. All the cancer patients who are going to die because of this awful law probably voted for Romney anyhow!
“Medical bills are the number one cause of personal bankruptcy in America. That ends with Obamacare.” —@DevalPatrick http://t.co/kTM3G7u0uI
— Obamacare (@obamacare) November 7, 2013
That’s a lie. He’s lying. But it’s racist to point that out, because he’s black.
Etc. Great job as always, Organizing for Action. You earn that tax-exempt status each and every day.
Credulity is a pre-existing condition.
Update: OFA is witless and infantile because it’s trying to persuade the witless and infantile.
OFA and BuzzFeed: a match made in Hell. What a perfect encapsulation of everything that’s wrong with America in 2013. Unfortunately for them, not everybody is as stupid as they are: