SpaghettiOs, the disgusting half-soup, half-pasta canned concoction your parents poured into a bowl and heated up in the microwave when they didn’t feel like making you anything else for dinner, asked us to remember the Dec. 7, 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor in the most bizarre way possible.
The brand of processed crap — owned by Campbells — posted this tweet on Friday night, the day before the anniversary of the attack:
— SpaghettiOs (@SpaghettiOs) December 7, 2013
The tweet would have been acceptable were it not for the SpaghettiO cartoon who is simultaneously licking his SpaghettiO lips and holding up an American flag. Because nothing says America! quote like a cartoon, oval-shaped piece of “pasta.”