Flight attendant wows passengers with humor, wit [VIDEO]

Rachel Stoltzfoos Staff Reporter
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A Southwest flight attendant with a darling Southern accent amazes and enthralls passengers by spicing up the boring (and scary!) safety talk in this video uploaded to YouTube over the weekend.

Who knew lame and boring life-saving instructions about seat belts and oxygen masks could be SO entertaining?

“To activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 cents for the first minute,” quips the flight attendant. “Although that plastic bag may not inflate, you are receiving lots and lots of gin. Oxygen that is.”

The crowd is absolutely loving the performance, and at least one person loses it when she explains that should the plane land near a hot tub, “everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini.”

Another classic: “Position your seatbelt tight, low and across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra.”

Incredibly, not a single passenger seems bothered or annoyed by the uproarious laughter or ridiculous routine. Cheesy smiles all around. But apparently that’s what you sign up for when you fly Southwest.

“That’s what we call very cheap entertainment,” says the flight attendant. “Nobody had to pay extra but you certainly don’t get a refund!”