Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence just broke up. So naturally the beautiful Oscar award-winning actress is looking to hook up with a reporter who got “arrested” in a McDonald’s in Ferguson, Mo.
Oh. My. God. Wait…
Is WaPo reporter Wesley Lowery available?
As he might say, “OMG YES.”
![jlaw](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jlaw1-620x579.jpg)
Brilliant photoshopping by Daily Caller intern Catrina Head.