Stop everything you are doing RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.
Call 911. And the National Guard.
QUICK. SOMEONE, GET THE PRESIDENT.
Paris Hilton needs your help.
She needs help picking out which color G-Class Mercedes SUV to buy herself.
“Went #CarShopping today. Can’t decide which color to get. Thoughts?”
It’s only her seventh luxury vehicle, so choose wisely. (RELATED: Paris Hilton Just Dropped $13,000 On A Dog)